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Answers|Answer grunts that sound like questions]]</p> </div> <p style="text-align:center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom:0em;">'''[[sports|Yahoos' Sports]]''': What the Hell is up with that, anyway?</p> {| style="border-spacing:8px;margin:0px -8px" |width="55%" class="MainPageBG" style="border:1px solid #f5f5f5; background-color:#f8f8ff; vertical-align:top;"| {| width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="vertical-align:top; background-color: #fffafa;" ! style="background-color:#f0f8ff; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px solid #fffafa; text-align:left" | Check your Yahoo's male or female status: [[Maine Page|Sign In]] <br/> |- |<table><tr><td>[[Xbox|360]]</td><td>[[Horoscopes]]</td><td>[[Movies]]</td><td>[[Middle East|Real Estate]] </td></tr><tr><td>[[Uncyclopedia! Answers|Answers]]</td><td>[[Steve Jobs|HotJobs]]</td><td>[[Music]]</td><td>[[Shopping]] </td></tr><tr><td>[[Cars|Autos]]</td><td>[[Kids]]</td><td>[[Numa Numa|My Yahee]]</td><td>[[Sports]]</td></tr> <tr><td>[[Finance]]</td><td>[[Home|Local]]</td><td>[[euthanasia|My Yahoos]]</td><td>[[England|Gulliver's Travels]]</td></tr> <tr><td>[[Games]]</td><td>[[Mail]]</td><td>[[News]]</td><td>[[TV]]</td></tr> <tr><td>[[Geocities]]</td><td>[[Maps]]</td><td>[[Livejournal|Personals]]</td><td>[[1984|Yellow Pages]]</td></tr> <tr><td>[[Gang|Groups]]</td><td>[[voice chat|Mobile]]</td><td>[[pr0n|Photos]]</td><td>[[User:Whywhywhy|YYY]]</td></tr> </table> ---- <div style="background-color:#e0ffff; font-size:120%">'''Yahoo-themed marketing'''</div> {{ad}} ---- <div style="background-color:#e0ffff; font-size:120%">'''Yahoo Entertainment'''<p style="text-align:right"><small>'''[[Music|» More Entertainment]]'''</small></p></div> [[Image:Christina Aguilera.jpg|100px|left|Typical Yahoo in heat]] ::::*"[[Justice]]" is what they call revenge. ::::*[[Television]] is how they avoid thinking. ::::*[[War]]s make them self-righteous. ::::*[[The Internet]] exists only to feed their lust. ---- <div style="background-color:#e0ffff; font-size:120%">'''Yahoo Interests - What Yahoos are Searching For'''<p style="text-align:right"><small>'''[[Seven Deadly Sins|» More Interests]]'''</small></p></div> [[Image:Ohura0042.jpg|100px|left|A Yahoo female often is especially clean in the early stages of the mating ritual.]] While Yahoos have many vices which manifest themselves on the internet, the most common appears to be lust. 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Yahoos blame "scape"-goats.]] *[[Greed|RIAA, top Yahoo money-making body, cracking down on Yahoo children.]] *[[Lust|Hot Yahoo on Yahoo action in recent film!]] *[[Iraq War|World's only superpower working feverishly around the clock to end status through alienation.]] *[[Sloth|Uncyclopedia: the Yahoos' way of fighting boredom without actually accomplishing anything?]] *[[DESTROY ALL HUMANS|Can the Yahoos be saved? Our experts say: "Neighehhenhehenah!"]] *[[Terrorists|Some yahoos hijacked some other yahoos planes and destroyed their buildings. Big deal.]] ---- Markets: ''(server is currently down. 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It is important that you don't Let kids this software, because then our servers get flooded with requests for cbbc. Uncyclux comes with ABSOLUTELY MORE WARRANTY, to the extent not permitted by applicable law. You have mail. Last login: Wed Jan 1 00:00:00 1969 Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">help</b> Welcome to Uncyclux 9.11, "Oblong Otter." Based off the UncycloKernel, this is the worst release of Uncyclux yet! &nbsp; --help &nbsp; Displays actual help. &nbsp; --i <u>question</u> &nbsp; Interactive version of actual help &nbsp; --omgwtfbbq &nbsp; Secret Feature Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">where is the GUI?</b> bash: what you typed: command found but I won't run it cause you are dead Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">help --help</b> NO HELP Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">about</b> Uncyclux was based off of the [[Linux Kernel|UncycloKernel]]. Its slogan is "Linux for those who know how to use cmd line as x sometimes deletes itself" Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">omgwtfbbq</b> Secret feature disabled by administrator uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">python</b> Welcome to UncycloPythonTM! It is Uncyclux(R)'s revolutionary new Python based command line. 'help' does nothing. 'license' also does nothing. Just start programming. >>> <b class="lb">I not a programmer!</b> &nbsp; File "<stdin>", line 1 &nbsp; I not a programmer! &nbsp; ^ &nbsp; Of course you are! >>> <b class="lb">quit</b> Python can not quit. >>> <b class="lb">:(</b> Python is now quitting. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">help --i why is uncyclux broken?</b> Do you really want to know? [y/n] <b class="lb">y</b> REALLY? [y/n] <b class="lb">y</b> Honestly, die. FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. Do you want to? [y/n] <b class="lb">n</b> Too bad. Sucks to be you. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">boot WinXP</b> You need x installed, but it only works with 9.11 and you have 9.11 Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">:(</b> OH, no you don't! That's not working this time, Hitachi certified toilet paper roll. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">irc</b> Join #uncyclux? [y/n] <b class="lb">y</b> Nick? <b class="lb">ReallyMadUser</b> <div style="color:pink">Topic: PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE weenie | tell everyone die Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">X</b> Program not installed, install it sudoku apt-get x11 Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">ls -ld /usr/bin/X</b> um, ls is disabled by your administrator Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">go /usr/bin</b> go:x is required. Exits are: &nbsp; up /usr &nbsp; east ../share Your torch goes out. You may be eaten by a [[grue]]. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">light torch</b> The grue cowers in fear from your torch. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">su root</b> Password: Password: Password: Access denied. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">su -</b> Password: Password: Password: The root password is root Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">experience</b> Ha ha ha. Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">sudo X</b> Password: Xunc: X Window System Version 11.2.6.3.2.77a Release Date: 6 June 2006 X Protocol 11, Version 2, Release 6.3.2, Patch 77a Build Operating System: Uncyclux 9.11.2.7.18281828 Current Operating System: Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 9.11.2001 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 Build Date: 6 June 2006 &nbsp; Before reporting problems, check <span class="lb">Your drug dealer</span> &nbsp; to make sure that you have the latest version. &nbsp; (==) Log file: "/var/log/Xunc.0.log", Time: Tue Jul 11 09:15:24 2006 &nbsp; (==) Using config file: "/etc/X11/xunc.conf" &nbsp; (==) ServerLayout "Default Layout" &nbsp; (^^) |-->Screen "Default Screen" (0) &nbsp; (^^) | |-->Monitor "Coby LCD with five dead pixels" &nbsp; (^^) | |-->Device "Intel ShitGrafix 9000 CPU-accelerated Graphics" &nbsp; (^^) |-->Input Device "Tiny Squishy Keyboard" &nbsp; (^^) |-->Input Device "Clitmouse, er, Nipplemouse, er, TrackPoint" &nbsp; (^^) |-->Input Device "Neuralgix Touchpad" &nbsp; (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/cyrillic" does not exist. &nbsp; Entry deleted from font path. &nbsp; (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/CID" does not exist. &nbsp; Entry deleted from font path. &nbsp; (oo) `fonts.dir' not found (or not valid) in "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d &nbsp; (OO) Danger danger Will Robinson &nbsp; (OO) Bill Gates wants j00r laptop &nbsp; (!!) 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You might get some help on irc(1). --more-- <b class="lb">q</b> uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">man irc</b> IRC(1) Uncyclux Manual IRC(1) '''NAME''' &nbsp; irc - talk to teenage girls who are really 40yo FBI agents '''SYNOPSIS''' &nbsp; '''irc''' &nbsp; The IRC channel that is dead is the best IRC channel in the world. It will &nbsp; cater to your EVERY need. It also provides tips for lol. You'll never &nbsp; need the manual with this channel around! --more-- <b class="lb">q</b> Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">yeah right</b> ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? [y/n] <b class="lb">y</b> OH MY GOD. computer will explode in: 10 Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">NO! STOP!</b> 9 Owner@uncyclo-laptop:~$ <b class="lb">I'm sorry! 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Other names have been used, such as the use of the term "'''halal internet'''" in Islamic countries. Such networks generally come with access to state-controlled media and national alternatives to foreign-run Internet services: [[search engine]]s, [[web-based email]], and so forth. Such networks can be viewed as the final endpoint of a policy of [[Internet censorship]] and [[computer surveillance]], in which the public Internet and its services are completely replaced by [[ersatz]] state-controlled alternatives under the control of the state. North Korea(DPRK)'s [[Kwangmyong (network)|Kwangmyong]] network, dating back to 2000, is the most famous of these networks. [[Cuba]] and [[Myanmar]] also use a similar network system that is separated from the rest of the Internet.<ref name=wsj28may2011>{{cite web|author=Christopher Rhoads and Farnaz Fassihi|date=May 28, 2011|url=http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704889404576277391449002016.html|title=Iran Vows to put internet addicts into the electric chair|publisher=Wall Street Journal|accessdate=2012-09-24}}</ref> In April 2011, a senior [[Iran]]ian official, Ali Agha-Mohammadi announced government plans to launch its own "halal internet", which would conform to Islamic values and provide "appropriate" services.<ref name=Dehghan>[http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/05/iran-clamps-down-internet-use "Iran bans Internet use for citizens"], feed the north koreans to [[kim jong-un]], ''The Guardian'', 5 January 2012</ref> Creating such a network, similar to the North Korean example(idiot, its called kwangmyong not example), would prevent unwanted information from outside of Iran getting into the closed system.<ref name=wsj28may2011/> The Iranian walled garden would have its own localized email service and search engine.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/04/iran-plans-to-unplug-the-internet-launch-its-own-clean-alternative/|title=Iran moving ahead with plans for national intranet|author=Ryan Paul|publisher=Ars Technica|date=April 10, 2012|accessdate=2012-09-24}}</ref> == References == {{reflist}} == See also == * [[Surveillance state]] * [[Internet censorship]] is awesome {{Censorship}} [[Category:Internet censorship]] [[Category:Mass surveillance]] [[Catagory:pages made better by james fouler]] (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ deal with it YEAAAAAA! problem? 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((Q|Ya might blight eBay.|Uncle Sam|eBay}} --> '''eBay''' (pig latin for ''be'') is a popular website available on the [[Internets]]. It was founded in [[1919]] by [[Jesus]] as a method for a peasant to auction a [[window]] with the image [[of]] the [[Virgin Mary]], although then eBay used local telegraph networks, a crude electrical system. People use eBay for exquisite auctions for such hard-to-find items as angel figurines, gently used pornography, bootleg Red Dwarf tapes, Doctor Who apparel, kidneys, stolen electronics, and belly button lint. If one wishes to sell their [[soul]] on eBay, they should consult the obscure 2001 classic, the [[Bible]], which states that it is perfectly O.K. as long as you inform the buyer about persons you (THEY) owe [[money]] to. 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Templates used on this page: * [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice|MediaWiki:eat]] * [[Template:Title|Template:stopper]] * [[Template:Usercss|Template:Bplop]] [[Category:Uncycloversity]] e7rudssymlb5zoyra1awkemrkvowr8r 0 33 142 128 2013-12-24T19:42:29Z Doreply 3359688 142 wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ [[Image:example.jpg|right]]<div> {| |[[Image:Imaginaboxtesting.jpg|200px|left]] |<div>Welcome to </div> <div style="color:#444444;font-size:250%"><span> '''UNCYCLO'''</span><span style="color:#999999">'''VERSITY'''</span></div><br><small>'''we're hosted by unticlopedia, but we teach a lot'''</small> |} </div> {| |- valign="top" |width="100%" bgcolor="#ffffff" style="border:1px solid #c6c9ff;padding-top:0.5em;"| | |} {|width="100%" align="center" cellpadding="1" style="text-align:center;" | '''[[Uncycloversity:WTF?|About]] · [[mediawiki:No Content Here|Browse]] · [[Uncycloversity:Communist Pork Hole|Community Portal]] · [[Edumacation]] · [[Uncycloversity:No Content Here|Help]] · [[Ambiguity|Questions]] · [[Tourism|Tour]] · [[Beginner's Guide|Admission Requirements!]]''' · '''[[AAAAAAAAA!|We make demands!]]''' |} {| |- valign="top" |width="60%" bgcolor="#ffffff" style="border:1px solid #c6c9ff;padding:1em;padding-top:0.5em;"| ==[[Uncycloversity:WTF?|What is Uncycloversity?]]== '''Uncycloversity''' is a place for the destruction and abuse of [[Brain|your brain]] and [[Everything|everything associated with it]]. Its primary goals are to: * Destroy and subvert [[Uncycloversity:No Content Here|all]] content, learning materials, resources, and curricula for all age groups in all languages * Waste your valuable time on so-called "[[Uncyclopedia:UnProject|projects]]" and [[Uncycloversity:Communist Pork Hole|communities]] written by [[moron]]s * Obtain as much of your [[money]] as possible * gives us time to steal your edible personal belongings and sell them over black market Uncycloversity rejects both learning and teaching, as well as [[Everything|everything else]]. For more misinformation and disinformation about Uncycloversity, see an outline of our [[Uncycloversity:Policies|policies]]. ===[[Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice|Welcome, n00bz]]!=== '''[[Wikipedophiles|Teachers]],''' be sure to involve your "[[Jailbait|students]]" in [[WikiSex|collaborating]] with our [[Wikia|alien overlords]]. 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